Oh Madison, You So Naive

Dreamed on 2014.02.09.0415

Elaborate dream about helping one of the Penn State astro-grads move out of his apartment on Pinckney street (in Madison, WI). It starts off normal enough (except for how much cereal he has - like, literally, fifty boxes each of four types of cereal stacked on a giant pallet).

It gets weirder when they set up a prezi in the moving van to show us what to do and some of my jewelry is broken and my keys are missing. I'm dressed very stylishly though. There's also an apartment opening up that has a job connected with it. You get paid 200 dollars per month to live there, but you have to be a candy striper as a job (literally putting stripes on candy), and that's all you get paid. We make fun of the job/apartment.

As I'm helping, I'm dressed very stylishly in a top hat, cane, and long-tailed coat. Maybe a cape, too. All black and silver. Also, the other apartments in the building are so crowded that people have to leave their musical instruments, knives, and bikes outside in a pile. No one steals anything usually, though, because it's Madison. Also because it's Madison, everyone is naive and thinks no one will steal everything.

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