East Coast Wobble

Dreamed on 2017.02.03.0647 "Oh yeah! I forgot that they'd had to drain the swamp." he said as we foated down the Louisiana river 100 hunddred years in the past, "This is a lot of water" "Wait til you see the falls -- they used to be way more deadly" I guide the craft to rock and we manage to stop as water roars all around us. "Okay,. yoy drop dowj this part carefflly, then swim a bitm then.... okaym wgere yiu go down this drop matters. There are some deep parts adn somne shallow parts and that's where people die. We float in the air for a while, then land, and then watch some people behind us swimj casually down the whole thing and I feekl stranbge about how dangerous I thiought it was.. Then we float through a painting and end of on a frozen lake. We meet my brother in law and his scnauzer and give the dog the bison we'd hunted. He's a happy mini scnauzer.

Dreamed on 2016.12.22.0501 reading a story in which macduff kills smaug (who is actually tom riddle who killeded his other 6 brothers and turned them into pet dragons and he's human)

Dreamed on 2015.09.07.0630 Depression era boy walking with some potatoe to a street market where he tries to sell them. He has a cute litle white dog too, but ot for sale. At one point, an older guy turns and sets his dog in some rich womas cart then looks away (having presumably just sold it to her), but the boy notices and takes it back. When she gets to the door she asks her servant t show her her pet (te cart was behind her), and they realie t;s missing. They cinplain and the older guy puts a goose in her basket and says there, that;s your pet, but the woman won;t have any. She sees the dog adn demands it. When the boy rotests she says she paid for it fair and square and will see him in court and throws a big fit. Later, like in another scene, some guys have a microscope, but have no clue what a microsp=cope is. Several people experiment with different uses and then give up, but one of their servants puts a grass blad nder it and looks through and sese strange rainbowy greenish...

Dreamed on 2015.09.06.0705 Once each year a hacking group comes into everyone;s kitchen and rearranges the things on their refrgerator. Mauebe the things in the refrigerator too? It's like... PETA but not just PETa and stuff. S tjhoiss uear we take everything out of the frge and hide it and we takke everything off the front of th e frige, tbu then we start to think -- lets noy tak e everything off -- let's tleave the words "impress us" im ,agnetic poetry on the fridge. I accidentally chip a glass, but then I ddn't because that's kst part of the desgn. We hear noises from downstairs maybe, but maube ust paranoid. Who breaks into places, anyway? And how? I mean, it happens to everyone one niht a year, so ther must b many members. Someone in each neighborhood must do it, but they're all good enouhg to never get caught? Weird.

Dreamed on 2015.08.17.0242 demoated to middle school even thuogh I'm an adult who used t work there. dtagging my heels so I'm late to class, nbut so at the ooter teachers that work there. They lectre the kids about how if you ake a facebook page to celebrate school being canceled and you'rs a teacher, you shouldn;t let he kids find it. Then they send us on the bus. On the bus, I find out that this one kid with really bad writing is giving ghe other kids instructions on what to practice writing if they want to be a creative writer. The other kids bring these cryptic notes to me to interpret, and I try my best, but the spelling is horrendous. In one it uses the word "god" or "God" or "good" or "Good" many times, but I can't wtll wich is which, so I tell the kid, "okay. I can tell you what each individual part probably means, but I can't tell you what it means overall." Then the bus gets to it's loca...

Dreamed on 2014.11.02.0415 single father with a son son's hand cut off in accident, but reattached now works but can snap in and out bluetooth like, it works up to 100 feet away hovertechnology exist based on metal/magnetic fields, but only for objects weighing ~ five pounds or less (unless you pay a LOT of money). yesterday minnows in the tub (don't kill them with the hot water, good pets, toe-nibblers) brain-eating tag (mix of unreal tournament, hunger games, and flavored brains in clones; the latest in displaced reality entertainment). music thing (with the queen)

Dreamed on 2014.12.28.0758 world is getting overpopulated and heading nowhere good -- more and more pod-like programs are popping up to employ an shelter people (by sweeping them off to companies far and away) who have particular skills. I, having a mix of interpersonal and IT skills, go into a tunnel that will interviw me for a superadvanced job. it's beter for me but people try to latch onto me and faollw me. I lay on a conveyor belt while getting asked a series of questions. It happens too fast and I don;t give good answer but it doesnt seem to matter. At then end it's explained that I'll do well as a super spy to help seave the world.. They explain that we'll be in dangrous situation and will die sometimes, but reveal that they have a cloning technology. They stress taht even though they can use that to bring us back, we still die. So if you are going to die while on a mission, somehow relay info back first, because it won't be in your new body's head....

Dreamed on 2014.12.26.0414 Having moved to the future and found it a barren wasteland, I, the hero, explored until I found our current god-tyrants-who-had-meant-well enslaved to a race of multi-dimensional blue shapes who have ruined everything, Imagine that you're Harry and Snape gets taken away but something way worse replaces him so you want to save Snape, and that's basically it. But on a global/universal level. Differences aside, I behold the scene -- the gods are in a short repeating situation that involves setting up shelves and stacking everything on them, but having more things to stack and less space every time it iterates, but anything that can't be stacked successfully is erased from human memory permanently. Ignoring the rest of the situation, I find a god-tyrant-secretary who is confused and lost as well -- but with a little work, I get a message through and effectively stall some gears from turning. Some of the god-tyrants are temporarily kicked out of ...

Dreamed on 2014.08.07.0458 Abducted off the street to serve as a cultural advisor to Kim Jong-un. He is driving the car this time to show his power, rather than being driven and showing weakness -- he came off as weak in the past during a physical competition we were both part of. Yesterday he made a show of killing his old driver, saying it was sad because he was a good driver, but then laughing like it didn't faze him. I ask him -- as politely as possible -- how he felt about what he just did: sad, angry, amused, etc. I say I am expressing genuine curiosity. He explains a concept about significance: "The repeated patterns around you gain significance based on how often you see them and what you associate them with. If you see the same necklace everywhere in a certain context, it begins to matter to you and mean something to you in a certain way. So it is with this." That's all he explains and it doesn't really make sense to me. I ask if I can stay nea...

Dreamed on 2014.08.01.0324 i could deal witht he miniature tentacle like things (decorative) on the sores on my legs because they looked kind of like plants unfurling, and the spines were cool too, because I get that his was a definsive thing. but the sores that stuck out like towers that wer half-wasp (alternating which parts of the body, head or stinger) wer completely NOPE/

Dreamed on 2014.07.29.0628 gorgeous wooden mansion that my parents bought - huge place, with a huge yard with hhuge old growth trees (though after the recent rain, the ground is damp beneath my feet). Brief anger at the cars who zoom past me and drive across the yard, but it's forgiven when it turns out to be more of the Olson Clan coming to join us.It is a good place and we will do well here. It should have cost 900,000, but my dad was able to get it for 10,000 instead becuase of things. sssssssssssssssssssssApparently it was built for the Pandora Researchc Poroject.

Dreamed on 14.07.28.0634 in a upstairs attic with sleeping Rachel and Bee, adn I discover a game with a -- you ise an ipod/phone deivesc to control a remote control headphone earbud on the floor that drives around. There are little mini rainbows on teh floor -- 3D -- like lucky charms but glowing and just made of light. You get some points for each one you get -- wth a bonus for getting more in a row. I bother Rachel wth the noises it makes, but then I show her one and she think s it's cite. I figure out how to turn the sound off and that makes it better.A,so spill a lot of saltine crackers across the floor. Then the TV accidentally comes on to some annoying comedians' show.

Dreamed on 2014.07.22.0434 everyone was talking and hanging out in the parking lot asI was getting read yto go to my dirst day of school in my new job. i aplogoize to shawn who's been looking for a job for a long time and what supposed to get one before me we thought . anyway, I have to leave becuase I don;t want to be late, and it turnes out i can just fly there so I do. i'm at my parents house. as I fly over the beatuiful trees i zoom oiut more and everything is made of legoes and i move the lego piece then come down and landand i'm back in first prtdon mofe, but it's a computer game. first i escape from the bad guy's hideout (which is easy because I'm just leaving and I basically say , ":no no, it's cool, I'm one of you" to the guard as I run byt. then i''m in the street in an impovereish and kind of post apoc world and I'm eating grapes, which in the computer game, heal you. I'm just eating them cause their'e good....

Dreamed on 2014.07.19.0837 Back in high school! I'm supposed to go to gym class, but evne though my gym class in in the field, I've been asssgned to finish the test for my swimming class so I go to [REDACTED]'s gymclass. it turns out that they're not doing tests anyway, so I hang out and swim around for a bit. There are kids who are asking qeuestions that I help, and I become a sort of TA for the class. One kid has a question in spanish that I help with, then I talk with parents who are picking their kids up at the end. I realize at one point that I should have been at my actually assigned class, but we decide that it's fine. In the dream I'm in this strange region somewhere between student and teacher.

Dreamed on 2014.07.17.0529 was given a building where they take crappy armor and weapons parts and turn them into nice armor and weapons parts. in a dangerous part areaof town,. also was given a small palletof stuff in the mail that includes some of my college materials, among which were some books that were about biology adn geology that disproved teh bible and made everyone upset. also, it was 9 am and I had until noon to get the paperwork done so I coud go on the trip.

Dreamed on 2014.04.24.0520 exploring an old dim house where a niceartist lives and makes cool jewerly and clothe antd things. jer students sell tings too, and I find a cool clay face that I can put on the wall (earlier a few hallways over in goodwill I found a gorgeous patinging that'll go perfect in rachel and I's new basement, (wall size) but they decid to auction it on the spot, and where I was going to get it for 20, now kids are betting, 80, 100, etc, and i walk away. but there's a gorgeou s clay face series for 5 bucks each and a nice goergous blue and orange clown fish, but after I;ve walked past them once I cant seem to find them again.

Dreamed on 2014.04.25.0216 as a protest for something, we draw lines throuh stores wit stacked books. eventually I find rats, then rabbits, then cats, and tey ahre all fighting for the toilet paper rolls that we jut bought and everything is chas. fun chaos, ut chas.

Dreamed on 2014.03.07.0616 eating hashbri3ns at the new mafia run chinese restaurant when i realizw thwtt each time i mention any flaw someone in the kitchen gets fired. slight blaxk spot on one of them

Dreamed on 2014.02.25.0428 apartmnent sitting and buildig pyramids with legos and constructoblocks. ELABORATE PRANK TO MUG ME IS TO PRETEND I'M A GHOST AND fail to EXORCISE ME SO THAT WHEN I THINK no one can see me they can just come and knock me over and take my stuff. but i get my allegy medictine back.

Dreamed on 2014.02.10.0400 frankenstein boxer - absorbed others powersa read onterview. actually died and student saw me die befpre coming baxk phoenixlike [Note: Sometimes I write the basics of a dream down at 4AM, or whenever I wake up, assuming I can fill in the details at 6AM when I get up. Often I can. This time I have no memory of this, and I've decided to leave it here in all its glory.]