"a dramatic increase in squirrels throughout existence"
Dreamed on 2014.12.26.0414
Having moved to the future and found it a barren wasteland, I, the hero, explored until I found our current god-tyrants-who-had-meant-well enslaved to a race of multi-dimensional blue shapes who have ruined everything, Imagine that you're Harry and Snape gets taken away but something way worse replaces him so you want to save Snape, and that's basically it. But on a global/universal level.
Differences aside, I behold the scene -- the gods are in a short repeating situation that involves setting up shelves and stacking everything on them, but having more things to stack and less space every time it iterates, but anything that can't be stacked successfully is erased from human memory permanently.
Ignoring the rest of the situation, I find a god-tyrant-secretary who is confused and lost as well -- but with a little work, I get a message through and effectively stall some gears from turning. Some of the god-tyrants are temporarily kicked out of the repeated exercise. We talk briefly about where to go -- we know the two places the multi-dimensional shapes will check, which we need to go to, so we add in a third and plan the order such that they probably won't find us.
A group of us meet and have what's basically an IEP meeting for how we will help the main tyrant-goddess I've rescued save things. You can think of her as basically a somewhat strict version of Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica.
Other gods that she is connected to include a Zeus-like god, a small boy with steam punk goggles who is also "a Zeus type", a girl named Bacon (from Hobbes and Bacon - she's the daughter of Calvin and Lucy) who is grown up and can see an invisible "dragon" which she swears is totally a dragon (but I know it's Hobbes), and a series of others. We make a plan. Silly god-things happen. For example, this:
Zeus: "Okay. I think I've thrown them off but it may have outputted a dramatic increase in squirrels throughout existence. I'm not sure if I've fixed it yet or not. Human, are there squirrels and poop everywhere on your planet?
Me: "Yes. Definitely. That was you?
As we leave and head for the next rendezvous point a minor goddess (who reminds me of Jet Girl (from the movie Tank Girl) picks up an earring off a table and disappears. It was a trap by the multidimensional shapes (who look kinda like blue glowy cheeze-its).
Then I wake up and go to the bathroom before we can resolve anything.
Having moved to the future and found it a barren wasteland, I, the hero, explored until I found our current god-tyrants-who-had-meant-well enslaved to a race of multi-dimensional blue shapes who have ruined everything, Imagine that you're Harry and Snape gets taken away but something way worse replaces him so you want to save Snape, and that's basically it. But on a global/universal level.
Differences aside, I behold the scene -- the gods are in a short repeating situation that involves setting up shelves and stacking everything on them, but having more things to stack and less space every time it iterates, but anything that can't be stacked successfully is erased from human memory permanently.
Ignoring the rest of the situation, I find a god-tyrant-secretary who is confused and lost as well -- but with a little work, I get a message through and effectively stall some gears from turning. Some of the god-tyrants are temporarily kicked out of the repeated exercise. We talk briefly about where to go -- we know the two places the multi-dimensional shapes will check, which we need to go to, so we add in a third and plan the order such that they probably won't find us.
A group of us meet and have what's basically an IEP meeting for how we will help the main tyrant-goddess I've rescued save things. You can think of her as basically a somewhat strict version of Laura Roslin from Battlestar Galactica.
Other gods that she is connected to include a Zeus-like god, a small boy with steam punk goggles who is also "a Zeus type", a girl named Bacon (from Hobbes and Bacon - she's the daughter of Calvin and Lucy) who is grown up and can see an invisible "dragon" which she swears is totally a dragon (but I know it's Hobbes), and a series of others. We make a plan. Silly god-things happen. For example, this:
Zeus: "Okay. I think I've thrown them off but it may have outputted a dramatic increase in squirrels throughout existence. I'm not sure if I've fixed it yet or not. Human, are there squirrels and poop everywhere on your planet?
Me: "Yes. Definitely. That was you?
As we leave and head for the next rendezvous point a minor goddess (who reminds me of Jet Girl (from the movie Tank Girl) picks up an earring off a table and disappears. It was a trap by the multidimensional shapes (who look kinda like blue glowy cheeze-its).
Then I wake up and go to the bathroom before we can resolve anything.
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