nom nom mafia hashbri3ns

Dreamed on 2014.03.07.0616

eating hashbri3ns at the new mafia run chinese restaurant when i realizw thwtt each time i mention any flaw someone in the kitchen gets fired. slight blaxk spot on one of them

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